Ufum is a very ancient Ork, first Champion of his people. Born of a flightless dragon mother, Ufum is one of the first of all the orkish race, and for millenia he served Morgoth as Martial Master of Angband, first fortress of the darkness. While training hand to hand with a Balrog, his face was ripped away, and parts of his jaw were replaced with a mor-golden (black gold) replacement by the surgeons of Morgoth. He has gone head to head with Tuor and Glorfindel for brief moments in two far separate battles. After the fall of Angband, he traveled the world of Arda, crossing many wastes during centuries of wandering. His martial discipline and balanced, health-conscious life soon led him into a different moral disposition from most orcs and goblins - he became good, a hero, traveling and fighting against evil creatures to hone his unarmed "Claw" combat skills. He has even gone hand to hand with a curious Iluvatar, who made himself flesh just to test his skills against Ufum. Ufum easily bested even this being of limitless strength and power with his deadly orc-fu, leading Iluvatar to bestow Valar-status like soul-powers upon Ufum, meaning that when he leaves Arda he will become a star. Ufum now lives on a mountaintop with his wife and small family, ever vigilant for enemies that threaten from the East, ready to use his blessed claws to defend his farming valley's motley peoples.

Ufum is made from a plastic easter egg of gold, goblin BAF, mcdonalds furby body, lots of Apoxie. Jute belt, bead eyes in Apoxies headsculpt.