Stormtrooper: Lord Vader? Is that you?

this is nice, we don't have cantina music in middle earth.

Would you please stop talking about your "precious"

"Now, that's what I call an ugly motherf**ker."

Clown Mask City Hunter Predator: "worked for Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight...intimidating right?".
Tracker Predator: "Now I understand why you got your arm cut off by Danny Glover".
Clown Mask City Hunter Predator: "want some candy?".
Tracker Predator: "ugh".

umm, ok then

Gollum at his agent's office...."so any calls for work come in Reggie"?
Reggie: "I might have you booked for Celebrity Rehab, it depends- Flavor Flav has first dibs at the spot, if he backs out, the producers tell me you're in...or we can try getting you in as an American Idol judge next to Nicki Minaj..Cowell says it might work?".
Gollum: "Peter Jackson typecast me didn't he?".
Reggie: "I'm doing the best I can Gee-baby".

Gollum soon discovered a new Precious

ok so golem decides to commit a murder he goes to a bar to think about it then gets overly drunk and thn justin beiber comes along and golem threatens him with a gun justin screams like the girl he is and colapses onto the groun he dies of fear the as golem decides his jod is dome he has a smoke and anoher drink

the end

Firestorm: "Dude, your new shoulder censers rock!!!"
Ghost Rider: "What the?!? My shoulders aren't supposed to be burning! Shoot, I just had those spikes installed too! Oww, OWW Marrow! Get an extinguisher!"

I was thinking somthing like

firestorm: dude I am soooo jealous of your hair..where do you get it done?

Mexican food does it to you too huh?

BOOB'S and that's how he got the full leg tight's (catwoman say's what's that is that a gun in your pant's or are you happy)

Catwoman - "So how do you feel about girls *now*?"
Robin - "Mommy!!!"

So? Make up your mind. You want be be called man wonder or what?