see! he used up all our toilet paper!

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt. I'm so sexy it hurts".

"Dad, this is the kid who took my candy!"

"I don't see why we can't just get a plunger for the toilet. I mean, I'm not sure these stains are going to come out this time."

"Rock,paper,sciss-oh crap...don't tell me theyre making me this again"

"very funny guys. That was hilarious of you to switch my lotion with self tanner. By the way you owe me a pair of underwear."

GIMME YOUR TATER TOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HHHHAAAAIIIIRRRR????!!!!"
"Hmmmm?"

Guile: I want more than one

lion-o:!@#$ it tigro:what liono:knuckles is flicking me off

Tigra: Super Mario 64 was so much better...

This test sux!! Can't I just fight the mummy again?!?

"I'm sorry I hit you with a paddle,"

right, now hold these up just by your head, I promise it won't hurt....... much

"I know they're not brains, but during Valentine's Day everyone sells out of brains early."

"Get in mah belly!"

Red Skull: Do it its a good idea!
Other guy: It really isn't, Red.
RS: Its a great idea, I hear it's "good for you", if you know what I mean.
Other Guy: Idiot.

Encona Hot Sauce...I put that s*** on everything.

I don't think we are in Kansas anymore, Toto...

F@^%^**@%%$@#$& ME!!!!

That gives a whole new meaning to cockpit.

Venom: I AM NOT YOUR PRECIOUS!!!

Kingping: The proactiv ads said they'd clear that up, I don't know why it didn't. Look..it worked for Jessica Simpson. Come on settle down. I'm sure we can work this out.

So you are saying that if I catch him I will be married by next year?

I want this carpet spotless, you hear me?

Jitsu: "This is NOT funny, Beastman! This is a worse abomination than Clawful!"
Clawful: "I'm standing right here!"

"Thats not fair,-you got wheels to race down the stairs, the rest of us have to use our legs,---two faced cheater"

Switching Moonknights file with that of another patient at the hospital was a prank gone wrong.