"And this will kill just the symbiote, right Spidey?"

And people wonder how Eddy Brock got cancer .

Venom: So the floor spins to make sure my tan is even?
Spidey: uh...yeah, that's it. A nice golden brown. tee hee

"Dog giant, not you are"

upsidaisey...upsidoozy...upsidazy

The force is strong with this one, like, ALOT

"I don't care what they say, Snuggle Bear, ur mine and I'm yours, forever!

hey,,,you ARE soft,,,,REAL soft,,,,ahhh,,,,you wanna touch me?,,,hmmm,,,,,do you?

"quick alert the league! I found out who's been stealing my tights!"

"REED! We only just got rid of H.E.R.B.I.E. Do you really think this thing is gonna add to the team?

Come on! Help me get this pull string outta my back, Bro!

That's it, it's Clobber...nahh forget it. I just hope you can make Alicia happy in ways that I could't.

Just like Oscar the Grouch,

"Don't worry they said. Leave it all behind and come to Hollywood, they said 'Spider-Man 4' is gonna be your turn to shiiiiineee. Meh! I mean WHO the hell is Andy Garfield!?....hey is that pizza?"

Hey! Who throws away perfectly good croissant rolls?!? There are starving children in Ethiopia who could eat of these for a month. And they say I'm a monster?

Hey sis, I always thought Ben was a dummy, but this!

Hey sis! Can you put your sybian away so we can get back work!

Oh god! What happened last night?