Jedi mind trick, works on her every time.

Ant Man: "Oh no! Jan, get away from there! It could be dangerous!"

Awww snap! Strawberry preserves!!! Can I get a Hoot-Hoot!?!
EWWWW, it's raspberry!!! Bllpppttt!

The Economic recession hits harshly the Super-hero community. Even veteran crimefighters are taking no risks these days to make ends meet.
"I used my intellect and our powers tho make the most of a bad situation. Tomorrow night we'll diner on a single french fry!!
-My Hank really knows how to treat a lady!! whoo!
-Shut up, skank!!" Said bitter scientist now turned penny less ant-wrangler.

Quick, knock it over...the ants are famished