Halloween: wanna know how I got these horns? Got Plot created by 100indecisions

A conversation about costumes

“I know you like chaos and this holiday holds some appeal for you, brother, but…you would dress as this trickster? Truly?”

“No I would not, if anything he has bastardized my armor for his own delusions of what constitutes clever costuming.”

“It’s a bit clever.”

“Sif, I am the God of Mischief. This is…this is positively vulgar.”

“Well, if you wish to speak of vulgarity, this ‘Joker’ certainly did not invent that particular style of sprawling in a throne. I am afraid that is all you.”

“…I still would not scrawl on the walls.”

“Yes, brother, I think the servants were all relieved when you grew out of that habit.”

“At least I grew out of overturning tables of food in a tantrum less recently than FIVE YEARS AGO.”