How galactus spends his day off from consuming the universe

Ah, a wonderful tan will be wonderful after eating lunch. Man, Galacta will love me now! Hmmm... I wonder, is the beach better when I'm tanning, or when it's in my stomach? Surfer, what do you think? Surfer? SURFER!? WHERE ARE YOU!? Surfer? Surfer?

GALACTUS: they say that it's bad to swim after a meal, well after devouring planet Saturn, all I need now is a nice nap..

Hey Norrin put some clothes on, we're in Boracay for Christ sake! And don't Surf too far ok!?

SILVER SURFER: yeah whatever dude!

GALACTUS: what did you just said you li'l rascal!

SILVER SURFER: uh, ahm.. Nothing! (then he gave Galactus the Hang Loose sign & surfs off) \m/


RiGhTeOuS! =>

I shoulda know spongebob was fake wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwaaahhhhhhhh

This Is Nice And Refreshing, But After My Nap I Will EAT THIS F@*^%*^)(*(^ Planet.

The Fantastic Four stopped me from eating this pile of mud why? and I still haven't got that pony they promised me that's it I'm gonna go eat Uranus.

I read a brochure on things that make planet earth fun and going to beach was in it. But the brochure had lots of hot earth women at the beach and I don't see many if any here, guess I can just eat the planet for false advertising!

I don't need planets to consume , I just need a bucket and spade

Well, I tried the sun. Too spicy. I'm trying the sand. Too sandy. Now, on to the surf...er. MUAHAHAHA

There's too much noise here. Well I guess ill just have to eat em.

Maybe Nova and Surfer were right. Planets are fun tolive on.

consuming earth is tiring to do I will hang with dormammu instead

"Norrin Radd was right. I really did need a vacation!"

-The Silver Surfer had finally convinced his ex-boss in joining him on a week at the Bahamas.

I too had sand kicked in my face, until I got the Galactus program and muscled up! Now I just eat the bully's planet!

*** Best posting E-V-E-R!

When I get up I'm gonna eat this f@#$ing planet...