And Galactus gets the iron claw on him! It's only matter of time before Prime has to tap out!

Galactus: "Even with the spa bathtubs and all, are you *absolutely* sure you can't go lower than 200K credits in this housing climate?"

Prime: "Hey, they don't call me 'Optimus Sub-prime' now do they? 220K and I'll throw in a breakdancing robot beat-box for entertainment."

Galactus: "Sorry, can I borrow your phone for a moment to run this by Nova? I left mine off-world."

Prime: "Sure, hold on. It's the latest uPhone 10x1000000^2!"

(Galactus presses the button and a Ding-Ding noise is heard)

Galactus: "Sirius, what is the estimated value of this property on Zillow? Respond *carefully*--I can pop his canister like bubble-wrap."

Sirius: "I'm sorry, at your current size, you don't have enough of the Power Cosmic to complete your request."

GALACTUS: hey aren't you Unicron's kid?
OPTIMUS PRIME: lemme go Mr. Purple Chef!
GALACTUS: hold still, you little runt! I'll show you why you shouldn't have mess w/ my mobile phone!
OPTIMUS PRIME: I'm sorry, I thought that your phone was my Cousin!

RiGhTeOuS! =>

Matrix you say? Dessert, I say.

Galactic: someday son....all this will be yours
Optimus: gee dad, you mean I don't hafta share with Surfer

I said feel the power of Jeezus!!!

And now if you come this way I can show you are large line of android phones and tabs

Galactus: Hold still, I've almost got service, your metallic skeleton is enhancing the signal.
Optimus: Great! You're crushing my skull...

"everything the light touches...is our kingdom."

LMAO!!!!

Now time to test out my new toy!

Good one.

West, I think... yes, Go west my son.

LMAO!