Disney land has really gone down hill from the last time I was here.

Venom says quitely: What a douche, he forgot to close the door! Ha! I won't be stopped today! Spiderman: Ooops! Almost forgot to close the door. HA! Venom: CRAP!!! Spiderman, you KNOW intense heat stops symbiotes!!! Spiderman: It does? I MEAN, OH YEAH I KNOW THAT! WHAT, DID YOU THINK I WAS JUST GOING TO HAVE YOU FOR DINNER? (Spiderman starts to shut the door while saying: YES!!! Gonna stop Eddie AND grab a bite well, more like 589 bites to eat!) Venom: NOOOOOO-(Door slams) Spiderman: OWWWW!!! My finger!!! Oh, well. Wait.... who's gonna take the blood and guts and bones out of Eddie??? Meh, I'll just go to KFC. It's probably better anyways. (Car screeches out of driveway) Venom: Uhh, peter? Peter? PETER!? Awwww, crap. This is the SAME THING, that happened last week!!!

Spidey: "Ok, just step into the little room like so..." (Venom walks in, door begins to close) Venom: "What!? What's going on? I swear Spiderman, If you try to cook me again..."

Venom: For a one-room apartment, it's quite chilly here.

Spiderman: Hold on a sec. I'll just turn up the heat.

spiserman:how long do you bake a symbiot for?
venom:wait what(door closes)
spiderman:5min,ok

EXPERIMENT: Spider-Man 3
Via this demonstration, I will show what Sam Raimi did to our beloved Venom character.

time to die venom

Yes Venom, for the last time.....when I push the button, the disco ball will drop, Geesh, talk about impatient

venom:you said there would be cookies in here I don't see any cookies (door starts to shut) venom:no wait whats going on?
spiderman:first I have to spin you round in here then you get some cookies
venomh ok!

Trust me this is waaay better than the boil and pop method.

Uhmmmm, yeah. I can't really see a symbiote-alien from outspace getting hurt from anything with dials.

venom: spiderman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't you dare cook me just to become a gourmet meal
spiderman: hahaha I will cook you so dormammu won't bother me again

Venom: So the floor spins to make sure my tan is even?
Spidey: uh...yeah, that's it. A nice golden brown. tee hee

And people wonder how Eddy Brock got cancer .

"And this will kill just the symbiote, right Spidey?"