Yah mon, I gots to smoke my ganja and has me a little drink after a hard day of workin wit dat Frodo fella. He a trip sometimes, dat little guy.

This is what he did precisely before joining the events of the LotR story. A lot of this. Thus why he talks to himself so much and keeps droning on about a 'precious', and singing weird songs about fish.

I knew he was drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cool lindsay lohan toy

lol it needs a red wig

I was thinking why the hell would anyone sell/produce/buy Miley Cyrus toys? lol

ok so golem decides to commit a murder he goes to a bar to think about it then gets overly drunk and thn justin beiber comes along and golem threatens him with a gun justin screams like the girl he is and colapses onto the groun he dies of fear the as golem decides his jod is dome he has a smoke and anoher drink

the end

Gollum soon discovered a new Precious

Gollum at his agent's office...."so any calls for work come in Reggie"?
Reggie: "I might have you booked for Celebrity Rehab, it depends- Flavor Flav has first dibs at the spot, if he backs out, the producers tell me you're in...or we can try getting you in as an American Idol judge next to Nicki Minaj..Cowell says it might work?".
Gollum: "Peter Jackson typecast me didn't he?".
Reggie: "I'm doing the best I can Gee-baby".