Holy IRONY, Batman! Got Plot created by BobTheEgg

An epic vocal battle between the Dark Knight and the Armored Avenger! Continue the brawl in the comments below.

Stark: "Well... does Wayne Enterprises make GIANT ROBOT SUITS? HUH?!"
Wayne: "Yes it does."
Stark: "What about... uh..."
Wayne: "We try not to get shrapnel stuck in our hearts and base our robot suits around that injury. We do the logical thing. REMOVE THE SHRAPNEL."
Stark: "Hey, I got it out!"
Wayne: "...After 3 movies, yes."
Stark: "Hey, I wasn't the one who disappeared for 8 years and abandoned everybody."
Wayne: "I didn't let supervillains take all my stuff and then try to kill me with it!"
Stark: "Yes you did (*Cough cough, Bane, cough cough, Tumbler*). And you know what? You're just mad 'cause I got to be in the Avengers and you didn't."
Wayne: "I already beat the Avengers. I hope red is a prominent color on the American flag, because Cap looks pretty messed up."
Stark: "I'm Tony Stark! You can't insult me like this!!!"
Wayne: "I'm Batman."
Stark: "Dammit. You win THIS time..."